On the Frequently Asked Question "Pilih Indo ATAU Malay?"

                                                                                                                                                                
Recently, a lot of people have been asking me such a trivial question which I've found kind of hard to answer:

" FAJREEE, LO PILIH INDO ATAU MALAY??" 

Well, you guys are so lucky today because I'm about to answer that particularly annoying question right here right now. 

Brace yourselves, people!! (?)

So yeah, in case of 'Indo' as in Indonesia and 'Malay' as in Malaysia, the countries I've been residing these last few years, I would go:

- Indo for the food, Malay for the environment.

- Indo for the beaches, Malay for the highlands.

- Indo for holidays, Malay for study days.

- Indo for playing around, Malay for shopping things.

- Indo for family and friends, Malay for international acquaintances and professional colleagues.

- Indo for gossiping shits about other people on a daily basis, Malay for minding my own businesses and being selfish individual most of the time.

- Indo for modest personality, Malay for sophisticated facility.

- Indo for being too liberal to be conservative, Malay for being too conservative to be liberal.

- Indo for being a bit superior, Malay for being so freaking small and inferior.

- Indo for the richness of cultural values, Malay for the high tolerance on the existing differences.

- Indo for the addictive hecticness-on-the-road and the enjoyably contagious loudness of the people, Malay for the more tolerable traffic congestion and way much better transportation system.

- INDO AND MALAY FOR THE EQUALLY AMAZING SPIRITS OF MULTICULTURALISM!! -

Conclusion: To answer your "Indo ATAU Malay?" question, I'll sadly have to go with "ATAU". Muahahahaha.

(( MAAF YA ))

(( I JUST CAN'T, I LOVE BOTH OF THE COUNTRIES SO VERY MUCH ))